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Frank wants all of you poor, naive, self-absorbed, idealistic social activists to come get a dose of reality from the McIntyre Medicinal. Ouch, Perfesser Frank! There I was thinking I could personally put Mal-Wart out of business myself! Oh, well, I am so stupid. I guess I ought to just start shopping there, huh? I will spend all of my money there instead of giving to PETA, Greenpeace, Christian Children's Fund, Amnesty International...and, of course...tithing and the Perpetual Education Fund, since they are so pointless at countering market forces. Because there is nothing, really and truly, nothing substantive I can do about anything. So, yeah, all that stuff Jesus taught about doing whatever was withinin my power to help people and be salty and the little leaven was just a waste of time, because I personally cannot do anything significant to battle market forces. Now I am dismal. If I had only studied Econmics in school, then I would be smart and happy, and be able to understand what the Scriptures taught about market forces and social activism.

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Anonymous said... @ April 12, 2007 at 8:42 PM

I just have a question about what's appropriate for this blog. I've seen references to "snarker" and "Brother Prime" as well as the many more official names (Snarkamus Primas etc.). When we address Brother Prime, are we addressing Snarkamus Primas or a lesser being? Shouldn't it be KING Prime? And how do we know the gender of the one we're addressing. "Dazzle" seems feminine, but it could also just refer to cross-dressing. Please help me do things right.

Anonymous said... @ April 13, 2007 at 7:30 AM

Like I've said before, when the 4th Horseman of the Apocalypse rides into town, he'll have an economics degree.

Seth R.

Rev. Dazzle said... @ April 13, 2007 at 7:30 AM

Dear Anonymous,

Re: the origins of "Dazzle" and "Shizzle", see here.

Response to Jodi Stoddard said... @ April 13, 2007 at 9:52 AM

Dear Anonymous,

You should refer to me as "The One Snarky and Wrong"

Anonymous said... @ April 13, 2007 at 10:54 AM

Thanks for this help. Unfortunately, dazzlesnark, when I tried to access your link, it was blocked. I am not kidding. So what do you have on your link that BYU doesn't want me to see?

Anonymous said... @ April 13, 2007 at 11:36 AM

Thanks for the link.

I'll now be known as G. Digital J. Trump, or not.

Rev. Dazzle said... @ April 13, 2007 at 7:20 PM

Dearest Anonymous,

Apparently BYU does not want its network being used by people wishing to generate a "pimp handle". Perhaps you should try from the public library at 5th North and University.

D. Golden Shizzle said... @ April 17, 2007 at 9:56 AM

Yo Dazzle!

Perhaps Anonymous is unworthy of a pimp handle. It is, after all, tough out there for a pimp.

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