Feminist Mormon Housewives was recently promoted, per LisaB's public wishes, and now runs with the Big Dogs at Mormon Archipelago. But, when the gals there at FMH heard about the "Big" part, they got all uppity and waged war on the MA collective.
They shouted "Who you calling 'Big"? We're not 'big', we're trim and svelte. I mean, come on, curvy maybe, how about 'zaftig', what about voluptuous, or rubenesque, huh? But what is with this 'big'? What are you trying to say!?! And don't even start with the 'sweet spirit' stuff! Does this look like a badonkadonk to you? Uh huh, didn't think so!"
Rumor has it, the MA collective has adjourned to rethink the category titles. Hey, if they can rename 'founders' to 'flotsam' and back again, then they can change "Big Islands" to something less...uh...errr...big.
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Response to Jodi Stoddard
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FMH big? Big heads? Big libidos? Big egos? Big scissors? Yeah maybe
Well, there is always the new Seth Rogers diet ...
Be forewarned though, it doesn't trim your ego.
SUPERSIZED!
Aw come on Rusty, humor me. Let me think I have that kind of influence. :-)
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