Since the Nacle is dominated by guys (although not so bad as it used to be since FMH, MMC, TftC & ZD have turned the tide) who are invariably emotionally impaired by the missing DNA on that last Y chromosome, the womyn at FMH have done you all a big, big favor and posted a bunch of their favorite poems for some Valentine's Day preparations. Score some points here easy, guys. Pay attention. Get some nice stationary and a nice card, hand write (DO NOT PRINT THE POEM OFF ON YOUR COMPUTER!!! No, doing it in a cursive font that looks like script writing is NOT ACCEPTABLE!!!) one of the poems on the stationary, put it in the card, write something nice in the card, and give it to that special lady with some flowers on Valentine's Day. Easy peasy. Screw this one up and you deserve the dog house.
P.S., if Ronan turns up missing on the 15th, it'll probably be because he completely missed the boat on all of Rebecca's favorite poems, which she labeled herself.
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Response to Jodi Stoddard
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Dang it! Now you tell me! I already cut and pasted those poems into an email and sent it to her. Does that count?
You are a dead man. My condolences to the next of kin.
Move over Rover.
mark iv, might I recommend one of these?
It was great to read through the poetry, but it seems only Sue understands what a husband wants to get for V-day.
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