Snarker listening stations picked up this song emanating from the latest BCC Pajama Party. We're very grateful only the transcript is available, as no one is willing to admit which set of pajamas Steve Evans showed up in.

Begin Transcript: (Tune appears to resemble something from the soundtrack to the movie musical Grease)

Look at me, I'm Aaron B, bursting with philosophy!
Mainstreamers dread, yes I'm very well read!
Behold, I'm Aaron B!

Watch it! Hey don't quote GA's
Though you were brought up that way
I came across,
Sunstone and I lost,
My heart to them that day.

I don't drink (no)
Or swear (fetch!)
I've got pseudo-intellect to spare
Quit flapping your jaws
About my intellectual flaws
Would you pull that crap with Julie?

Hinckley, Benson, let me be!
Keep that counsel far from me
Don't bring me down,
Everyone cheer 'Brown!'
Hey, Bloggernacle, I'm Aaron B!

[Receiving still shot video]

Aaron Brown: Are you making fun of me, Shizzle?
Shizzle: Some people are so touchy!


Anonymous said... @ March 16, 2006 at 10:17 AM

Which one in the picture is Prudence and which one is Jenn?

DazzleSnark said... @ March 17, 2006 at 7:17 AM

Most likely, Prudy is the one with the PJ pants extending below the knee.

Prudence McPrude said... @ May 19, 2006 at 1:32 PM

You will burn in flames.

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