In the continuing saga of their quest to improve the lives of Mormon Men everywhere, the Snarkernacle's roving reporters bring you an excerpt from the Winter Meeting of the 'Nacle's men's section - The Mo-Men!

Steve Young: Good afternoon, brethern. I'd like to call this meeting to order. Rick, could you review the minutes from our last meeting?

Ricky Schroder:Glad to, Steve. Unanimously approved Mo-Man law #459 stating: Casseroles made from unidentifiable ingredients will no longer be allowed at Pot-luck functions.

Ken Jennings: Amen to that. I'll take "Alka Seltzer Quick Cures" for $800, Alex.

Jon Huntsman: Could we ammend that to allow encourage ward functions to be catered? You can have a pretty good party for under a million bucks these days.


John Heder: Steve, I'd like to make a suggestion.

By all means, John.

It concerns me there's no time set aside for Men to get together an socialize. The sisters have this "Enrichment" night. Where's our night?

Larry Miller: Here, here! And don't anybody try and say the Ice Cream after Priesthood session counts.

Steve Evans: Bretheren, we must be careful with this issue. Unless properly defined, some brothers might use this as an excuse to get together at Hooters.

Donny Osmond: Hooters? What is that?

Harry Reid: Nah, the food at Hooters is awful.

Steven Covey: We'll take your word for that, Senator. I propose a Mo-Man Law - The Men-richment night.

Proposed Mo-Man Law #460: Men-Richment Night. Priesthood bretheren should be encouraged to reserve one night per month where activites - at an appropriate location - will center around non-church related but otherwise wholesome male centric activities such as...well...football.

Rulon Gardner: Or wrestling.

DKL: Knitting?

Bronco Mendenhall: No knitting!

So ammended. All in favor?

I'll take "Unanimous Votes" for $1000, Alex. IBC's on me!

Without objection, Mo-Men Law 460 is hereby adopted. Enjoy your Men-Richment meetings, brethern. The next Mo-Men meeting will focus on the need to ban the production, shipping and consumption of fruit cakes.

Thank you, brethern, for your work in this important area. This meeting is hereby adjourned.


Crystal said... @ December 4, 2006 at 3:15 PM

The best part of that post is Ken's scores.

Jack "Marlboro Man" Mormon said... @ December 4, 2006 at 3:21 PM

Now that is a classic! Sign me up for men-richment! I'll be the one with the men-thols. :-)

Stephen said... @ December 4, 2006 at 8:10 PM

That must have taken some work, but it made me smile.

a random John said... @ December 5, 2006 at 11:40 PM


we used to have Man Night in Boston. No such luck in Sandy.

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