Don is irritated with the whole "I have to treat my employees like something other than shaved apes on Christmas" thing. I mean, really, why even acknowledge the Holiday Season and Christmas and all that, it is such an expensive bother. And on Dec. 26 you just have to pay them to take down the decorations and clean up the mess anyway. I know what Team SnarkerNacle is sending Don for Christmas! And, no, it isn't Kage's Christmas CD.

Oh, poor Don. He'll happily party with his friends, but not with the people that make it possible for him to earn a living. Hot tip: If you ignore your employees, they will go away.

Look on the bright side, Don. At least you don't have to pay for an open bar at the El Cheaparoo Theatre Holiday Party and worry about an after-party DWI driving your insurance premiums through the roof.


Anonymous said... @ December 7, 2006 at 7:31 AM

The snarkernacle continues to outdo itself. This post, along with the previous two, are the three best of the week in the entire bloggernacle.

As for brother Clifton, he needs to go drink some non-WoW compliant eggnog and wassail until he starts feeling a little Christmas spirit.

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