Wecome to the T&S Christmas Party!

Why thank you! You got any food? We’re starved!

But of course. In the gastronomically correct holiday tradition, I have prepared a healthy feast for you and your fellow carolers.

Don’t you have anything, well, tastier?

I will not be a party to the hardening of your arteries! What’s next? You want me to pick up a carton of Marlboros for you?

Well, now that you mention it...

Hush, Brother Davis!!

No sweets for you…any of you! Come back...Next year!!


Anonymous said... @ December 12, 2007 at 1:31 AM

Matt's no fun at all. First he says we can't have porn in our hotel rooms and now no sweets at Christmas? What is left for us Matt? Can we still have Thanksgiving turkey and Easter ham or are you coming for those next? Well I say you'll have to pry them from my cold dead hands!

Jack "Marlboro Man" Mormon said... @ December 12, 2007 at 1:53 PM

Here, here!!! Pass the Marlboros my good man.

a random John said... @ December 13, 2007 at 9:56 AM

These are great. Keep up the good work.

Anonymous said... @ December 25, 2007 at 1:07 AM

Oh man.
I love you guys! :)

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